From the Desk of the World Teacher

[Charles Cosimano]

Someone reminded me today as I was digging through the piles of memos and postit notes that keep descending from the ceiling faster than the cat can play with them is that a World Teacher should be teaching something. So I figured I'll start off with the basics.

Two plus Two is Four unless the Party says that it is Five.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Pie is easy. Pi is hard because it is math and math is hard, as Barbie tells us.

[David Melik]

Krishnamurti never said he was not the world teacher but some people think he was odd or imperfect.

[Susan Thomas]

Mayavic ideations that I am flying an astral plane right now, like Masters Force One. what color is the flag again? For a world teacher you're awfully approachable.

[Charles Cosimano]

I believe Morya's comment was something to the effect of "Licenses? We don't need no steeenkin licences!"

[Susan Thomas]

Las I heard they both lost their licenses, but I am so out of the loop when it comes to the latest gossip. That is not why I don't learn...I have not forgotten that I am on a sabattical.

[Charles Cosimano]

Patience! 11 days is nothing compared to the time frame of a Manvantara. I've been very busy dealing with a thoroughly stoned KH who got into Morya's stash again and is trying to find the keys to the flying carpet.

[Susan Thomas]

Some world teacher you are, teach me something already. I've been waiting for 11 days and six kotis of kalpas for some teaching here......

[Charles Cosimano]

There is nothing to explain that is not already known.

[Susan Thomas]

You never explained the chela with the girlfriend. What are you hiding?

[Charles Cosimano]

If anyone speaks of his honor be certain to count the spoons.

[Sue Crosby]

Hi, I thought the world teacher would be interested in this tid bit of information I ran acrosss.



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An Old Farmer's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
And bull-strong.

*Keep skunks and bankers at a
Distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
Than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a
Grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't Never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best
Answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
Older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't Bothering you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a h***, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
Have to deal with, watches you from The mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
Lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
Easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
Influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.